I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT REPTILE TO GET!?

Crested gecko. You will need to turn the cage to be the high way instead of the long way. They need daily misting with water but they don't need special lighting or heating as long as your house stays between 60 and 85 degrees. They eat a nectar mix called crested gecko diet. No live food is needed. They cost about $40 and up from a reptile show and sometimes less online. They will need lots of vines and terrarium plants to hide in. Good luck!